"Fuck her." he said "Fuck her harder."

"But I don't want to." I told him "It's cold. Can't we just go back inside?"

"The sooner you finish the sooner we can all go back in the house. This'll make you a real man." My dad always had these strange little ways of preparing me for the real world.

"But what if I get her pregnant?" I asked him.

"Nothing toughens a man up like an unwanted pregnancy, my boy, now turn her over."

Johnny, Swindon.

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