I've travelled the world. I've seen all there is to see. I've not seen much. People go on about cultural differences, but over the years I've learned that all cultures are exactly the same, except for one thing: dogs. Some cultures eat dogs, other cultures don't eat dogs, some cultures worship dogs, some cultures befriend dogs, and others don't even know what a dog is. And that, my friend, is all you need to know about the world.
Daniel, San Fransisco.