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Anyone who says that they don't want to live forever is a liar. You can't trust a liar, they tell too many lies. I've always been a big fan of the radio, long wave, short wave, car, shower, clock, all of them. When I die I plan on strapping myself to one thousand radios. If my calculations are correct, my essence, my very being, the stuff that makes me who I am, will be uploaded into the air, the place where radio waves live and dance.

In short, I will live forever as a radio wave, hidden amongst the frequencies, trapped within the sounds. From there I will be able to enjoy an eternity listening to songs and phoning up talk radio stations, where as a deceased man I will tell the world what it's like being dead and how things were much better in the Old Days. With a bit of luck I'll get my own Podcast and become something of a celebrity.

Dexter, London.

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It's a fairly unknown fact that every human has a death frequency, a sound which will kill them on the spot. Each person's frequency is different and the chances of them hearing it in their lifetime is less than one in a billion, but it does happen. Nearly all unexplained deaths can be explained by death frequencies. With enough time and the right equipment you could kill anyone your heart desired. The US government has spent billions over the years to trying to create a death frequency gun which can detect a person's achilles frequency in seconds and render them dead. So far their advances have been laughable. Sadly for one death-row test subject, his death frequency was the sound of his own smug laughter.


Anonymous, Somewhere.