I've never tried to hide the fact that I live inside a black hole. I'm just naturally hidden. Don't feel sorry for me, it's not so bad. It's hard to explain what it's like, because I don't have any eyes or a brain anymore. It's a bit like living in Cornwall, but darker and more like you're an all encompassing entity of gas and life.
The hardest part was adjusting to life without tv, it took close to a million years, but I'm all the better for it now. It's going to be a pain in the arse when all of tv eventually gets sucked in here and I have to catch up on all my shows. I've got the internet though! It's just dial-up and most sites are filtered, but I only really check the BBC web site anyway.
Graham, A Black Hole.