Frequently Asked Questions:
1) What are batteries?
A battery is a combination of two or more cells electrically connected to work together to produce electric energy.
2) What is Batteries Feel Included?
Batteries Feel Included is a condition that a man can develop when he is very lonely and struggling to connect with society. It is a period in his life when he feels so alone that even batteries, an object famed for not being included, appear to be more included than him.
3) What is Batteriesfeelincluded.com?
A web site.
4) How should the web site be read?
Ideally the web site should never be read. Reading things on a computer screen is not comfortable on the eyes, it can often give the reader headaches. If you are fortunate enough to have very solid eyes, then it comes down to a matter of taste.
a) Click the Magic Portal button, which will take you to a random story.
b) Imagine in your mind what kind of story you would like to read about, scroll down through the themes and see if it appears there. It's very likely that you'll find what you are looking for, especially if you like time travel, sex, genies and horses.
c) Click on 'View All' and read everything in order like some kind of robot.
5) Is everything on batteriesfeelincluded written by one person?
It's possible. If you read something and like it, it was probably written by that guy who is credited in the bottom right hand corner of your screen. If you read something and you don't like it, that stuff was written by someone else.