Here are the international emoticons for:
__&__ | "I've fallen on the ice and I can't get up." |
A * * -8 | "A snowman is attacking my tent." |
H_O_H | "There's a boulder on the rugby pitch. Someone call the police!" |
~~\o/~~ | "I see a drowning man, but I can't swim, so he will have to drown." |
SSS $ | "A gang of snakes are burning another snake at the stake. It's not God's work." |
(}< ### | "I've developed x-ray vision, but all I can see are traintracks." |
^A^A+A^A^ | "Bury me in the mountains, papa." |
>-ii-< iiii | "Go fetch mother, a giant crab is attacking the penguins." |
[____i]i | "The only man I've ever loved is in prison. Now we have to make love through a fence." |
<^> - - [] [] | "Don't bother coming into work today - Aliens are attacking the city." |
i-\ H~~^~~ | "Jumping the shark." |
~Q_ | "One of my sperm has escaped and now he's snorting lines of coke." |
~n=n''- IIIII | "There's a wolf at my door and my house is made of sticks. What the hell was I thinking?" |
Awesome!! I couldn't stop laughing!
ReplyDeletenow that is a clever and hilarious way of looking at things
ReplyDeletelove it! <3<3
ReplyDeletei can't believe someone wasted their time putting this together.
ReplyDelete... i can't believe i wasted my time reading it.
LOL you are hilarious
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