"Why should I give you the job?" the interviewer asked the man. 
"Because if you don't, I'll kill you." the man replied, pointing a gun at the interviewer's head. He had her. She knew you weren't supposed to give jobs to people who threaten to kill you, but she also knew that if she didn't give him the job she would be killed. 
"You've got the job!" the interviewer exclaimed. 
"Yes!" the man roared.
Clap. Clap. Clap. The CEO of the business entered the room, clapping his hands slowly.
"You've just earned yourself a company car. My car!" the CEO said, tossing his keys at the man.
As the keys flew towards him, the man panicked and fired his gun straight at the CEO's head, killing him instantly.
The man was worried now. He knew that killing your boss was a sackable offence. He needed to do something. And quick.
"That's for killing my father." the man said coolly. He picked up the car keys and told the interviewer he'd see her on Monday. There was no way they'd fire him for avenging the death of his father. The job hunt was over.

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