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My last boyfriend always used to pull out at the last minute when we had sex so that he could ejaculate over a piece of art: statues, that kind of thing. I asked him why he did it and he said it made them more beautiful. When I asked him why he didn't do it on me he said I was beautiful enough. I'm not so sure, I think he just liked cumming on paintings.

Lisa, Chepstow.

2 comments:

  1. I guess he was a pigeon in a former life

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  2. Man, this made me laugh for a long time.

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