I never sweat. That's a fact. Even during my most enthusiastic sexual adventures you would struggle to find a single drop of moisture on me. You'd think that women would love it and they'd be lining up for my 100% dry intercourse, but they don't. They say "It's not natural. How is it natural?" and "How can I trust a man who doesn't sweat?" They are questions that I've never found a good answer for, and so, I've hit the biggest dry patch of my sexual career.

Arthur, Portland.

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