You’ve got to dream. Some men dream only of setting up a company selling t-shirts with the slogan “You’ve got to dream” on them. Other men dream of bigger things. Quite literally.
One man dreamt of creating a device capable of enlarging sperm to one billion times their normal size. Only to be able to ride the sperm from A to B like a horse. Or have two giant sperm pulling a charriot of gold and cedar.
Perhaps his obsession with sperm was inspired by the loss of his testicles at the age of two. Perhaps some men are just destined to dream of sperm.
It was this dream which led this man to his bloody death as he begged for sperm outside a trendy London nightspot.