Curse my luck, I've missed my chance. I'm only 24, but I'm already locked into a life of loneliness. All the good girls already have already been snapped up. What the hell was I doing playing GTA III all these years? I should have been out dancing and fighting like a real man.

The only window of opportunity I have left is 40 years away when women start becoming widows. I guess I can wait that long.

I suppose I could just wait ten years for first big wave of divorces, but there's always the chance that they'll get back together. No, I'll just wait 40 years for the convenience of not having to worry about the ex coming back.

Nathan, Derby.

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