As soon as it happened I ran over to the bus stop. I just had to tell someone.
"I've just been struck by lightning!" I said to the man.
"Please." he said "Can I wait for one bus without someone talking to me about the weather?"
"But it's amazing. I feel all different. I think I'm picking up digital radio in my left ear."
"And there's ever been anything worth hearing on digital radio?" he asked, going back to reading his paper.
"Look at this though!" I said as I shot a bolt of lightning at the bus timetable, shattering the plastic into a million tiny pieces.
"BOOOOOOOORING." he moaned deeply.