Is there anything worse than not correcting someone straight away when they got your name wrong? You're trapped forever.
One time I was in this church with my girlfriend and this priest says to her "Do you take David Preston to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
She's all "Who the hell is David Preston?"
And I'm like "That's me."
"No you're not." she says. What can you say to that? You don't want to get into an argument on your wedding day, so you play along. It's all fucked.
David Preston, Liverpool.