If there's one word that can sum up the early 21st century it's "Five a day". People went crazy for that shit. All a con, of course. A conspiracy of sorts between the government and farmers. Little did people know of the damage a vegetable can do to a man's DNA. When a man eats more plants than animal he becomes less than a man, more than a plant, not quite a machine, but something altogether terrifying. People were filled with too many vitamins. The vitamins reacted with newly popular wireless internet waves and the rest is history. The next generation had leaves for hair and could carry out google searches in ther subconsious mind as they slept.