They said that a book about erections, especially my erections, would never sell. Not in a million years.
"Why would anyone want to read 300 pages of tables and charts cataloguing every erection you'd ever had?"
"Trust me" I said "Someone will want to see it. I promise you. Even if I have to publish it myself."
So that's what I had to do. I took out a loan, a big one, and got that baby on the shelves. And you know what? It did sell. Even if the only person who bought one was my brother-in-law, they cant never say it didn't sell. I'm an author!