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I've always been on the cutting edge of fashion. I can predict trends years before anyone else, even computers. It's a fairly unfulfilling skill. The only good thing to come of it is that in fifty years time when people look back at photos of me and my friends they'll think I was sent back from the future.

I think one of my friends knew this and got a bit jealous, because for a brief period he started wearing t-shirts with "I was born in 2047" on them, which was just pathetic.You don't need a diploma in style to know that the t-shirt will have died out by 2030.

Murray, London.

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