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I've always been terrible with the opposite sex. I thought about becoming bisexual to improve my chances of meeting someone, but realistically I'd just be doubling the number of people who wouldn't want to sleep with me, which would play havoc with my already dangerously low self esteem. Please write back.

Albi, Perth.

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I had wanted it so much. I’d worked so hard for it. When I finally did it I broke down in tears. My troubles were over; I’d be rich, famous and more powerful than any fairly well known celebrity. I’d finally made the pen move using only my mind. I was a god. Then it dawned on me, I’d wanted it so much, I needed so badly to move that pen with my mind that I’d used my hand.

David, Colchester.