About

Frequently Asked Questions:

1) What are batteries?

A battery is a combination of two or more cells electrically connected to work together to produce electric energy.

2) What is Batteries Feel Included?

Batteries Feel Included is a condition that a man can develop when he is very lonely and struggling to connect with society. It is a period in his life when he feels so alone that even batteries, an object famed for not being included, appear to be more included than him.

3) What is Batteriesfeelincluded.com?

A web site.

4) How should the web site be read?

Ideally the web site should never be read. Reading things on a computer screen is not comfortable on the eyes, it can often give the reader headaches. If you are fortunate enough to have very solid eyes, then it comes down to a matter of taste.

You can:

a) Click the Magic Portal button, which will take you to a random story.
b) Imagine in your mind what kind of story you would like to read about, scroll down through the themes and see if it appears there. It's very likely that you'll find what you are looking for, especially if you like time travel, sex, genies and horses.
c) Click on 'View All' and read everything in order like some kind of robot.

5) Is everything on batteriesfeelincluded written by one person?

It's possible. If you read something and like it, it was probably written by that guy who is credited in the bottom right hand corner of your screen. If you read something and you don't like it, that stuff was written by someone else.

33 comments:

  1. Anonymous23 May 2009 at 04:50

    Your template doesnt work very well in Opera

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  2. Anonymous23 May 2009 at 15:34

    Your template doesn't work very well in FF.

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  3. Anonymous24 May 2009 at 05:46

    Your template doesn't work very well.

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  4. Anonymous24 May 2009 at 22:03

    Your template works fine in Opera, Firefox, and Chrome. Didn't check IE.

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  5. Vahid Anwari25 May 2009 at 03:41

    firefox, opera and chrome work well in your template. IE sucks anyways

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  6. zinnate25 May 2009 at 23:41

    Your template, by the way, is a template.

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  7. Nicole Noir26 May 2009 at 10:37

    At least one person realizes the greater dangers of reading online. thank you sir, and continue the good work.

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  8. Nik26 May 2009 at 12:09

    "template. template. template."
    I said the above very loudly as if reading from a template.

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  9. Unknown28 May 2009 at 03:40

    My body is a template

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  10. JateenHansjee28 May 2009 at 04:46

    Since this is the about section, thought I might ask here... Is Batteries written by one person or a group of people? Could you include that in your about section.

    Thanks!

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  11. @gogirlee28 May 2009 at 14:19

    LUV yr brand of humor. Please remember IE 6 because I SEE YOUR WEB SITE PERFECTLY, template & all.

    Webmasters, don't forget IE 6 as you are building your site. There are a lot of problems with IE 7 +

    Thank you.

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  12. ukelay28 May 2009 at 19:03

    can i make submissions?

    oh, sorry,
    can i template?

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  13. Anonymous28 May 2009 at 22:56

    your template doesn't work in braille

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  14. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 07:36

    I was enjoying your site, then the power went out and your template failed massively. Seriously, do something about it.

    It's called beta testing, theres no excuse for laziness.

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  15. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 07:57

    I really like the look of the site. It's got class. Looks like your bandwidth got destroyed and the free place where you were hosting scripts said no, which is why it failed.

    It's your own fault for being so successful.

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  16. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 12:13

    Can I haz template?

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  17. Emily.29 May 2009 at 13:20

    what's a template?

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  18. nsa29 May 2009 at 13:35

    darn! i wish i'm man

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  19. Anonymous30 May 2009 at 05:58

    darn! i wish i'm template

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  20. Homer31 May 2009 at 06:22

    template template template template template
    That word just doesn't make any sense to me any more.
    I've seen it too much.

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  21. Anonymous31 May 2009 at 20:54

    I have ten plates in my kitchen.

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  22. Anonymous1 June 2009 at 16:08

    The Temp's late again. I'll get onto the agency.

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  23. Anonymous3 June 2009 at 17:03

    i see no template.

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  24. Vahid Anwari3 June 2009 at 20:43

    Everything is templateory but change- Plato

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  25. Anonymous5 June 2009 at 07:59

    Your template interferes with the space time continuum

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  26. Anonymous7 June 2009 at 20:58

    I must be some kind of robot then. Your logic is infaliible. I just checked for a heartbeat and instead I was met with cold metal. I never knew I was a robot. What do robots do anyway? A quick response would be best. If I can't find anythign to do I'm afraid my robot coding will take over and I'll go on a human killing rampage like all the other cool robots my age.

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  27. Anonymous11 June 2009 at 15:22

    Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, your template crawled out of its grave and killed Gerald Ford. And I'm gay.

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  28. steve jobs16 June 2009 at 07:43

    @gogirlee who are you, bill gates? I hope IE6 dies of nut cancer.

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  29. Fiona Simpson8 July 2009 at 08:09

    A temple ate my sandwich.

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  30. Anonymous23 July 2009 at 08:30

    All your template are belong to us

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  31. Anonymous11 October 2009 at 18:20

    whats a template and why is it late?

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  32. Alistair Spalding25 January 2010 at 06:41

    I won't use templates as a matter of principle. I'm more a colour outside the lines and be dammned type of person.

    Even the template form of this comments box is offensive to my nature so I've etched an extra sentence to this comment onto the screen itself:

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  33. Anonymous31 January 2011 at 22:46

    Your template doesn't work very well in microgravity.

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